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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and
one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat
dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as
well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk
towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased
to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns
hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open
hers. She begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun
and whispers cautiously,
"What part did you get?"
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. The first nun says, "I want-a to be Sophia Loren!" POOF!! She is gone. The second nun says, "I want-a to be Madonna!" POOF!! She is gone. The third nun says, "I want-a to be Sara Pipilini." St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name is unfamiliar to me." The nun takes a newspaper out and hands it to him. He reads the paper and starts laughing, then hands it back to her and says, "No, sister. This paper says, 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days."
A nun walks into a liquor store and says, "Give me a pint of brandy." The guy says, "Sister, I've never sold alcohol to a nun." She says, "It's for the Mother Superior, she's constipated." So he sells it to her. Later that night, he walks out, and there's the nun on the stoop, with the empty bottle, drunk as a skunk, singing and laughing. He says, "Sister, for shame. You told me the bottle was for the Mother Superior's constipation." The nun says, "It is. She's constipated, and when she sees me, she's gonna shit."
Three nuns were talking.......
The first nun said "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know
what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines"
"What did you do?", the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in
the trash."
The second nun said, " Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away the
laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?", they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them!", she replied.
The third nun fainted.
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